Arnwotnel is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish wren.

Arnwotnel created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnwotnel, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arnwotnel, she will turn you into a snail.

Arnwotnel's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Arnwotnel's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Arnwotnel on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.