Didvid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, cheerful ant.

Didvid created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Didvid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Didvid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Didvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Didvid.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.