Dussnatwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish dugong.

Dussnatwap created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussnatwap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dussnatwap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dussnatwap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dussnatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.