Fottam Miggutgup is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident
camel.
Fottam Miggutgup created a Higgs boson two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fottam Miggutgup, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Fottam Miggutgup, she will turn you into a rat.
Fottam Miggutgup's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Fottam Miggutgup's Holy Commandments1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
2. Never write about electromagnetism.
3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Never talk about tortoises.