Dumfadstan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy otter.

Dumfadstan created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dumfadstan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dumfadstan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dumfadstan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dumfadstan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Dumfadstan.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.