Bapsanfen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident hamster.

Bapsanfen created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Bapsanfen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapsanfen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bapsanfen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bapsanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near whales.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Bapsanfen's priests.

5. Bapsanfen loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.