Quafbagdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, caring hedgehog.

Quafbagdiss created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbagdiss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafbagdiss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quafbagdiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quafbagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.