Rotxuckmob is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered snake.

Rotxuckmob created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Rotxuckmob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotxuckmob, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rotxuckmob's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rotxuckmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Rotxuckmob loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rotxuckmob.