Vilarpcum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing dove.

Vilarpcum created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilarpcum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vilarpcum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vilarpcum's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vilarpcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Vilarpcum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.