Ingkarlop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful unicorn.

Ingkarlop created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingkarlop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingkarlop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ingkarlop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ingkarlop's Holy Commandments

1. Ingkarlop loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about gravity.