Fomcetflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing lizard.

Fomcetflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomcetflat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomcetflat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fomcetflat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fomcetflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Retreat if six moths approach from the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomcetflat.

5. Never sing in holy places.