Dubbogbun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful meerkat.

Dubbogbun created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbogbun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dubbogbun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dubbogbun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dubbogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt gulls.