Nanmatbess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless capybara.

Nanmatbess created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanmatbess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nanmatbess, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nanmatbess' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nanmatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Nanmatbess on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Worship no other gods but Nanmatbess.