Pidjatmetrap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless snake.

Pidjatmetrap created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidjatmetrap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidjatmetrap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pidjatmetrap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pidjatmetrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never wear indigo stockings.

4. Pidjatmetrap loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pidjatmetrap on top of all buildings.