Vancingun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent jackal.

Vancingun created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vancingun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vancingun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vancingun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vancingun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never eat bark.