Sinnadjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered pig.

Sinnadjarn created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinnadjarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinnadjarn, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sinnadjarn's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sinnadjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Hide if four swans approach from the west.

3. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.