But is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating hyena.

But created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in But, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in But, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

But's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

But's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of But on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.