Kapbepkim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane pig.

Kapbepkim created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbepkim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kapbepkim, he will come to you in dreams.

Kapbepkim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kapbepkim's Holy Commandments

1. Kapbepkim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must love Kapbepkim.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapbepkim.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.