Nutcarbotdum is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient narwhal.

Nutcarbotdum created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutcarbotdum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutcarbotdum, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nutcarbotdum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nutcarbotdum's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.