Rapquathug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing deer.

Rapquathug created life four years ago.

If you believe in Rapquathug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapquathug, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rapquathug's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rapquathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to manatees while wearing purple coats.

2. You must pray to Rapquathug seven times a day.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.