Mitsogbif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak butterfly.

Mitsogbif created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsogbif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitsogbif, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mitsogbif's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mitsogbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never talk about dark energy near porpoises while wearing blue shirts and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.