Bastyamcumhab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient skunk.

Bastyamcumhab created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bastyamcumhab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastyamcumhab, he will turn you into a frog.

Bastyamcumhab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bastyamcumhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.