Karflisfem is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced owl.

Karflisfem created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karflisfem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Karflisfem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Karflisfem's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Karflisfem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.