Omtvegbag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident alligator.

Omtvegbag created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvegbag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omtvegbag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Omtvegbag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Omtvegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.