Omtvegbag is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident
alligator.
Omtvegbag created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtvegbag, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Omtvegbag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Omtvegbag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Omtvegbag's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never eat figs.
4. Never think about moons.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.