Kammadgan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak dove.

Kammadgan created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kammadgan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kammadgan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kammadgan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kammadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Kammadgan's name in vain.

3. Hide if three moths approach from the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.