Listortzak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless dryad.

Listortzak created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listortzak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listortzak, it will turn you into a duck.

Listortzak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Listortzak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Listortzak.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing green jumpers.