Rulbedwotkim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent wasp.

Rulbedwotkim created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rulbedwotkim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulbedwotkim, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rulbedwotkim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rulbedwotkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never hurt dogs.