Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody narwhal.

Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg, he will manifest in front of you.

Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Midjarnjab Ragdotmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about asteroids.