Cisskomdanpit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, conceited meerkat.

Cisskomdanpit created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cisskomdanpit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisskomdanpit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cisskomdanpit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cisskomdanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Cisskomdanpit loves cats, so they must be respected.