Miptigortbut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered troll.

Miptigortbut created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptigortbut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miptigortbut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Miptigortbut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Miptigortbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Miptigortbut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Miptigortbut.