Jarnbogtip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable owl.

Jarnbogtip created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbogtip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jarnbogtip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarnbogtip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jarnbogtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Never pour water over plants.