Stikgubvad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil armadillo.

Stikgubvad created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgubvad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikgubvad, it will destroy your home planet.

Stikgubvad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Stikgubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Put Stikgubvad first in all things.

4. Stikgubvad loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Stikgubvad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.