Dadsinflab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional goat.

Dadsinflab created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsinflab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dadsinflab, he will think nothing of it.

Dadsinflab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dadsinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.