Zakzabfidqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dingo.

Zakzabfidqueeg created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Zakzabfidqueeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zakzabfidqueeg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zakzabfidqueeg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zakzabfidqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.