Stigsomdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering raven.

Stigsomdot created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Stigsomdot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigsomdot, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigsomdot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stigsomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Hide from magenta badgers for they are unholy.