Baflistgad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive bear.

Baflistgad created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baflistgad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Baflistgad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Baflistgad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Baflistgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about cell theory.