Ventailsognut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless swallow.

Ventailsognut created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ventailsognut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ventailsognut, he will make you grow a tail.

Ventailsognut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ventailsognut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.