Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humorless centipede.

Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten, she will ignore you.

Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bimgovyarl Quimjinarpmegminten's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Pray towards the north.