Quafdubsadquart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing shrew.

Quafdubsadquart created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdubsadquart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quafdubsadquart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quafdubsadquart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quafdubsadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Quafdubsadquart on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.