Zednurtmut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful hedgehog.

Zednurtmut created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zednurtmut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zednurtmut, she will curse you with boils.

Zednurtmut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zednurtmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.