Wodlabyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody otter.

Wodlabyat created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Wodlabyat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodlabyat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodlabyat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wodlabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near manatees.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about moons.