Japquagcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast fox.

Japquagcet created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Japquagcet, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Japquagcet, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Japquagcet's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Japquagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Japquagcet on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Fast once a month.