Tarstankab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able dugong.

Tarstankab created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarstankab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarstankab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tarstankab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tarstankab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.