Cinbagfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective gorilla.

Cinbagfeb created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbagfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinbagfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cinbagfeb's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cinbagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing cyan coats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

4. You must love Cinbagfeb.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.