Gunpitbet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited hyena.

Gunpitbet created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunpitbet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gunpitbet, he will strike you with lightening.

Gunpitbet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gunpitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Do not kill ants.