Bitjinsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing donkey.

Bitjinsom created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Bitjinsom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bitjinsom, it will make you grow a tail.

Bitjinsom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bitjinsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Bitjinsom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Pray towards the east.