Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented chicken.

Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Bestflangan Kentamlitwipdotfun three times a day.

5. Always help otters.