Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable slug.

Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nakbitnabyikcibnullwoncep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.