Yattifxinrat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent wren.

Yattifxinrat created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattifxinrat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yattifxinrat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yattifxinrat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yattifxinrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide from fawn birds for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattifxinrat.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.
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