Stigomincutcibsanlibcut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient alligator.

Stigomincutcibsanlibcut created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stigomincutcibsanlibcut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stigomincutcibsanlibcut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stigomincutcibsanlibcut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stigomincutcibsanlibcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.